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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce

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  IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?

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• (+44): View more from England

  I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.

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