Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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Do I have a choice?
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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