well you can't waste a boner
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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