I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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