I CAN MOONWALK!
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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