ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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