tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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