we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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