I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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