Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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