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I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Holy shit dude........stairs
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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