Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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