mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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