the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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