my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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