New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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