They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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