Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Floor bacon is actually really good
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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