She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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