yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
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I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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