I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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