She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
someone owes me an orgasm
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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