I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
Randomize
