Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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