she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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