put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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