so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
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I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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