When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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