my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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