He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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