Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
"it" just moved
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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