Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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