i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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