Don't make out with my wife yet
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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