1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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