I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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