matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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