Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
What drink are we having for lunch?
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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