So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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