it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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