why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
dude. I can hear the air.
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