i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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