I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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