is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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