windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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