eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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