Midget sex pt 2 tonight
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
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Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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