what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
They have beer where we have blood.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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