Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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