Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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