i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
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It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
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He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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