Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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