Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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