are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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