ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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