1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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